NASA continues it's search for a planet capable of supportung NASA, Prince Harry announces that he killed some Taliban-looking people during his tour of duty, and a copy of 'The Scarlet Letter'' can't belive the notes a high schooler is writing in its margins. It's the week of January 25, 2013.

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